Something For The Ladies or The Canonization Of Tom Ford

Just the thought of Him makes my vibrator runs out of battery!

I know the girls in here will understand me, and the boys will produce a little, pathetic sound that slightly resemble a sentence and it goes something like: wasnthegay?!

I still wait for the answer of WHY men can’t deal with the eternal handsomeness of a gay guy! Maybe because a gay man really takes care of himself, is not afraid of the word moisturizer, goes to the gym and shaves everywhere!

Or maybe because women simply adore gay men for all of the above plus the fact that they can talk to them about stuff!

How many of you out there have a boyfriend, husband or a brother that finds shopping and the hours dedicated to it pointless?! “How can you pay so much for that shit?”. “Do you really need to spend 500 on a serum??”. “Oh Gawd… I didn’t know you need that many shoes!”

Men like to shop in a hurry. It's a manly thing to go in and out of a shop, get what you need and leave. It makes them proud – it's so grand to save time from shopping but to give 6 hrs of your fucking life to WrestleMania!

Unfortunately many men treat their partners with the same kindness like they treat a visit to the store – In and out for 5 minutes. Bland and boring like a trip to Wal Mart in a scary hillbilly town on Black Friday.

With a gay man you can go shop for hours without hearing a single moan! He won’t argue if you want to spend 1000 on Jimmy’s or 3000 on a Gucci bag. The only thing he’ll say is that you have an exquisite taste!

You can cry your heart out to him and he won’t be scared of your tears – he will simply share them. You can lay in bed with him and cuddle without the thought that he’ll love you more only if you fuck.

Gay guy makes the perfect husband! (I better know next time) He’ll never judge. He’ll never cheat on you with your best girlfriend. He’ll never prefer golf more than you. The chance that he’ll ever leave you are close to zero because you are his best friend! I don’t fucking care if he gets it in the butt everyday. It's sexy for a woman but gross for a man?! Besides it's none of my business what everyone does in bed. I don’t wanna know!

But the point of all of the above is just an introduction to the Second Coming Of Jesus Into My World! Plus, if I put a title to this thread that say Jesus how many of you’ll really read it?! I won’t!

Jesus came into my life the other day in a cloud of Grey Vetiver, clad into the whitest white shirt and the best tailored suite I’ve ever seen on a man! His handsome face has that tiny smirk of knowledge that says “I know I’m drop dead gorgeous bitches!”

Normally all ends there – you see him, you die and resurrect only to talk about it.

But in my case He opened His mouth… And words started to come out of it and that incredible soulfulness, gentleness and sincerity made that aura around him glow for real!

Tom Ford is like nothing that I've ever seen before! The last time I was so impressed was when I saw the Mona Lisa for the first time. I’m fortunate enough to have a crazy and exciting life that throws me all around the world like a mad monkey. I have the privilege and sadness to meet people from any walks of life, rich and poor. So please don’t assume that those thoughts are coming from the mouth of some 20 yr old ignorant idiot who never left the borders of Stupidville, Mississippi. Besides I’m European.

The beauty of this man is indescribable but what is even more unique about him is the fact that all comes not only from outside but most importantly from inside!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQqgWJ4JfHc&feature=related

And now we come to the final part of The Eulogy called Ifuckinglostmymind. It's about A Single Man - Tom Ford’s Directorial debut.

You read the links. In a mean time I'll run to the store for batteries.

http://www.mercurynews.com/celebrities/ci_14041192

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/how-tom-ford-became-the-toast-of-hollywood-1847009.html

The Torture Over Johnny Depp By Tim Butron Continues - New Alice in Wonderlan Trailer

I Vow to Thee, My Country

For no particular reason except the fact that somewhere, deep inside of me, is how I feel when I think about my country of birth...

No, I'm not British but the song is beautiful!



I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above,
Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love;
The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test,
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;
The love that never falters, the love that pays the price,
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice.
I heard my country calling, away across the sea,
Across the waste of waters she calls and calls to me.
Her sword is girded at her side, her helmet on her head,
And round her feet are lying the dying and the dead.
I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of her guns,
I haste to thee my mother, a son among thy sons.
And there's another country, I've heard of long ago,
Most dear to them that love her, most great to them that know;
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,
And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.

Happy Monday Bitches! THE Great Chris Cornell - Black Hole Sun LIVE at Norway Quart Festival 2005

Slightly, charmingly drunk Chris and audience ;)

To the guy in the front row that CC refers to: I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU! PLEASE CALL ME! :))

How Classy Mr. President!

Barry showed his eternal class and style one more time!

Nobel peace prize: Norwegians incensed over Barack Obama's snubs

Gwladys Fouché and Ewen MacAskill
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 9 December 2009 20.00 GMT

Barack Obama's trip to Oslo to pick up his Nobel peace award is in danger of being overshadowed by a row over the cancellation of a series of events normally attended by the prizewinner.

Norwegians are incensed over what they view as his shabby response to the prize by cutting short his visit.

The White House has cancelled many of the events peace prize laureates traditionally submit to, including a dinner with the Norwegian Nobel committee, a press conference, a television interview, appearances at a children's event promoting peace and a music concert, as well as a visit to an exhibition in his honour at the Nobel peace centre.

He has also turned down a lunch invitation from the King of Norway.

According to a poll published by the daily tabloid VG, 44% of Norwegians believe it was rude of Obama to cancel his scheduled lunch with King Harald, with only 34% saying they believe it was acceptable.

"Of all the things he is cancelling, I think the worst is cancelling the lunch with the king," said Siv Jensen, the leader of the largest party in opposition, the populist Progress party. "This is a central part of our government system. He should respect the monarchy," she told VG.

The Norwegian Nobel committee, which awards the peace prize, dismissed the criticism. "We always knew that there were too many events in the programme. Obama has to govern the US and we were told early on that he could not commit to all of them," said Geir Lundestad, secretary of the committee.

Although Obama will not lunch with King Harald, he will see him on a visit to the royal palace.

Peace activists opposed to the Afghanistan war are planning a 5,000-strong protest in Oslo.

The visit will test Obama's rhetorical skills as he seeks to reconcile acceptance of the Nobel peace prize with sending an extra 30,000 US troops to Afghanistan.

White House officials said that Obama, who was planning to work on the final draft of his speech on his flight from Washington to Oslo, would directly address the issue of the irony of being awarded the peace prize while escalating the war.

The Nobel peace committee has been criticised for awarding Obama the prize before he has any major accomplishments in international relations.

A White House official said that it was not necessarily an award that Obama would have given himself.

Sir Richard Branson Did It! VSS Enterprise Is A Fact!

I really like the guy especially since he bleached his teeth!

Sir Branson is not your ordinary entrepreneur and the fact that he really started his empire form scratch in Britain makes him even more appealing!

http://www.virgingalactic.com/

On a cold and windy night at the Mojave Air and Space Port, the VSS Enterprise was unveiled to the public tonight(December 8, 2009). Attached to its mother ship, the vehicle better known as SpaceShipTwo is expected to be the first commercial spacecraft when it enters service with Virgin Galactic.

SpaceShipTwo was built by Scaled Composites under the guidance of legendary aircraft designer Burt Rutan. The carbon composite spacecraft uses the same fuselage as its mother ship, VMS Eve. After a year of rigorous testing, VMS Eve completed flight testing earlier this fall. Rutan didn’t specify when flight testing for SpaceShipTwo would begin, though it is expected to start early next year.


Sub-orbital passenger flights could start as early as 2011 from Virgin Galactic’s space port in New Mexico which is currently under construction. Tickets for the early adopters are $200,000 for a training program culminating with the ride into space. Both Rutan and Virgin Galactic founder, Sir Richard Branson have repeatedly said they expect the prices to drop rapidly similar to many new technologies, including the early days of air travel.

Once flight testing is complete, production will begin on a fleet spacecraft like SpaceShipTwo in order to meet the expected demand for rides into space. Rutan and Branson have partnered in a company known simply as The Spaceship Company. The joint venture will produce both the WhiteKnightTwo mother ships and the SpaceShipTwo spacecraft. Rutan says he expects that 40 to 50 spaceships will be needed in order to satisfy the market needs. Branson’s Virgin Galactic has the exclusive use of the launch system for the first 18 months of operation.

Rutan said tonight’s unveiling is the culmination of many years of thinking, designing and working on making space travel more accessible to more people outside the ranks of government space programs.

“All of us at Scaled are tremendously excited by the capabilities of both the mother ship and SS2. Today is the culmination of a dream that began many decades ago, was stimulated by Paul Allen’s funding of our X-Prize-winning SS1 and then moved forward to commercial reality by Sir Richard and Virgin’s visionary investment in a new future for space transportation.”

Branson said seeing SpaceShipTwo for the first time is very exciting and he looks forward to the next steps towards commercial space flights.

“The unveil[ing] of SS2 takes the Virgin Galactic vision to the next level and continues to provide tangible evidence that this ambitious project is not only moving rapidly, but also making tremendous progress towards our goal of safe commercial operation.”

In a video released by Virgin Galactic (below), both Rutan and Branson continue their salesmen jobs promoting the passenger flights into space with each of them touting the safety and beauty of flying on Virgin Galactic. The video features footage from the successful SpaceShipOne flights in 2004 and animations of future flights of SpaceShipTwo, including an overview of the flight profile for passengers with the “care free” re-entry system developed by Rutan for SpaceShipOne.

With more than 300 future passengers already putting up the $200,000 for a seat on SpaceShipTwo, there appears to be a strong demand for the rides to the blackness of space. After a few successful flights are broadcast to the world, more people are expected to line up for a window seat on the first commercial spaceship. And hopefully prices will drop so that some day those who want to enjoy the thrill of space flight can trade a week on the beaches of Waikiki, for a view from more than 350,000 feet.

What In The World... The Norwegian Mystery Spiral

What's blue and white, squiggly and suddenly appears in the sky?
If you know the answer, pop it on a postcard and send it to the people of Norway, where this mysterious light display baffled residents yesterday.
Curiously, it appears to be unconnected with the aurora borealis, or northern lights, the natural magnetic phenomena that can often be viewed in that part of the world.

The mystery began when a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain in the north of the country. It stopped mid-air, then began to move in circles. Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to 12 minutes before disappearing completely.
Onlookers describing it as 'like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it' and 'a shooting star that spun around and around'.
The Norwegian Meteorological Institute was flooded with telephone calls after the light storm.

Totto Eriksen, from Tromsø, told VG Nett: 'It spun and exploded in the sky,'
He spotted the lights as he walked his daughter Amalie to school.
He said: 'We saw it from the Inner Harbor in Tromsø. It was absolutely fantastic.
'It almost looked like a rocket that spun around and around and then went diagonally down the heavens.
'It looked like the moon was coming over the mountain, but then came something completely different.'
Celebrity astronomer Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard said he had never seen anything like the lights.
He said: 'My first thought was that it was a fireball meteor, but it has lasted far too long.
'It may have been a missile in Russia, but I can not guarantee that it is the answer.'

Air traffic control in Tromsō claimed the light show lasted 'far too long to be an astronomical phenomenon'.
Norwegian defence spokesman Jon Espen Lien also said the lights were probably from a Russian missile test claiming it was normal for Russia to use the White Sea and the Barents Sea as a testing ground.
Tromsō Geophysical Observatory researcher Truls Lynne Hansen agreed, saying the missile had likely veered out of control and exploded, and the spiral was light reflecting on the leaking fuel.
But the mystery deepened last night as Russia denied it had been conducting missile tests in the area.
A Moscow news outlet quoted the Russian Navy as denying any rocket launches from the White Sea area.
Norway should be informed of such launches under international agreements, it was stressed.
The Russian Defence Ministry was unavailable for comment.

Please! NOT White Collar's Matt Bomer!

The cutest, smartest, fun and exciting show on TV is a fact and it is called WHITE COLLAR!

Last time I've seen better pairing in a leading characters was in Lethal Weapon between Danny Glover and Mel Gibson. Now Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay made up surprisingly well for the sake of lost times.

All was great until some jelous twatt with a two inch long penis decided to proclaim Matt Bomer gay! (Even if he is, this is none of my business! The chances of me shagging him are less than the possibility of Lady Gaga being a woman!). I guess this is the same individual or a kind of male individuals who can't get over the fact that their girlfriends, wifes, mothers and friends find handsome male actors so appealing that they drool uncontrollably, in a trans, by the site of their faces on TV or the big screen!

What about that trash - Pamela Anderson? Or the universal whore Jenna Jamison? Or the whole army of cheap chicks who posses a breasts the size of the Sain Peter's Dome and a brain with the size of an insect's embrio?! Does women rush to label them lesbians?! Of cource not! But David Beckham is gay. Tom Cruise is gay. Ricky Martina is gay. Gerard Butler is gay. Do I need to count further?!

There is a problem for a man to except another man's hansomness. This is an eternal fact, so funny and pathetic that makes the male existence even more worthless unless the dude don't work in Google or CERN! But than he'll be short, ugly, hairy and unattractive!

I have a suggestion for all of you out there, unsure and gloomy men! Go and jerk off (literally) to the 3 dollar issue of Playboy! Go jerk off (literally) to a porn channel, late at night, trying to hide away from your girlfriends and wifes! But please, leave our fantasies alone! And let us drool in peace!

Nope. I'm Not Dead.

Hey there peeps! Sorry I've left you for a while but the past few weeks required a lot of unrequited work and activities.

I'm back and ready to post my nonsence and read yours!

Tell me what I've missed!